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About Me
Name? Lexus G.
Age? 25
D.O.B? 10th Of Aug
Interest? Music + Explore New Places,Food & Interesting Stuffs + I T Gadgets + JayChou +
Eminem + Cyril Takayama + Remix +
Stay? Central
Wish List?
1.Honda Civic Vtec.
2.Burberry's Wallet.
3.Armani Xchange Belt.
4.Mont Blanc Pen.
5.Polo Ralph Lauren Black Watch Series
6.Average 1 month income $10,000 or/and above.
7.iPhone 16GB
8.Buy A House (Aim For 5-Room-Flat)
9.Powerful Super Duper Cooling Cool Air-Con In My Room.
10.Bring My Mum Go To HongKong By My Own Hard Earn $$$
Contact:
Msn: lexusguo@live.com
My DJ Team: Return2Euro Team
My DJ Forum: www.return2euro.com
My IT Business: PC TECHNO SERVICE
Services We Provide:
1. Replacement Of Laptop LCD Screen
2. Repair Of Laptop Motherboard
3. PC/Laptop OS Reformat/Upgrade
4. Repair Laptop Fan
5. Data Recovery
6. Data Backup
7. Software/Drivers Installation
8. PC RAM/HDD/DVD-Writer/Graphics Card Upgrade
9. Expand PC/Laptop HDD (Eg. From 80GB to 160GB)
10. User/Supervisor BIOS Password Crack
If you're interested at 1 of my services and wanna know my charges please call me @ 90699260 for price quotation. Thank you.
★ Mr Brown Show: army fighting language
Date: Friday, October 29, 2010 | Time: 2:58 PM
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29.10.10 / 1502hrs
★ Pok Kai Face ( Poker parody ) - The mrbrown show (没有钱的脸)
Date: | Time: 2:13 PM
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29.10.10 / 1417hrs
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29.10.10 / 1417hrs
★ Russell Peters Humour Jokes. (Must-Watch!!!)
Date: Friday, October 22, 2010 | Time: 11:15 PM
this can brighten your day & night. watch out! ^_____^
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22.10.10 / 2340hrs
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22.10.10 / 2340hrs
★ World Best Parkour
Date: Thursday, October 21, 2010 | Time: 1:00 PM
i think i'll do for my next life i guess? lol... Enjoy.
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21.10.10 / 1311hrs.
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21.10.10 / 1311hrs.
★ Jokes Of The Week.
Date: Monday, October 18, 2010 | Time: 1:09 PM
Jokes Of The Week.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Laughter is the best medicine.
***Hope all these selected jokes from me will brighten your day and night. Enjoy.***
POISON
There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.
Soon, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen.
"The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar.
"And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
DON'T BE ON THIS FLIGHT.
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"
BELONG TO YOU OR ME?
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
....He Won....
EXPECTANT FATHERS
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labour.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins." "What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets." "Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness. The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?" "Yes" says the man, "I'm ok now. I just had a shocking thought.
I work at the 7-11 Store."
THE TRUTH
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” -- even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don't tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don't say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your FATHER a big hug.”
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Lexus G
18.10.10 / 1320hrs
POISON
There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.
Soon, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen.
"The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar.
"And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
DON'T BE ON THIS FLIGHT.
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"
BELONG TO YOU OR ME?
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
....He Won....
EXPECTANT FATHERS
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labour.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins." "What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets." "Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness. The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?" "Yes" says the man, "I'm ok now. I just had a shocking thought.
I work at the 7-11 Store."
THE TRUTH
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” -- even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don't tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don't say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your FATHER a big hug.”
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18.10.10 / 1320hrs
★ Art Of Fingers.
Date: Saturday, October 16, 2010 | Time: 8:15 PM
Art Of Fingers.
beyond creative works.
Just to share with you guys that fingers also can do wonder. How wonder? Just take a look, sit back & relax! It's an amazing art. :P
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16.10.10/2025hrs.
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★ Soccer Fanatic Moment. . . .
Date: Friday, October 15, 2010 | Time: 11:17 AM
these 2 video clips involve of spectacular shot & stunts. Enjoy.
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★ page 4: affiliates
DJKira
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★ page 4.5: credits
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