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About Me
Name? Lexus G.
Age? 25
D.O.B? 10th Of Aug
Interest? Music + Explore New Places,Food & Interesting Stuffs + I T Gadgets + JayChou +
Eminem + Cyril Takayama + Remix +
Stay? Central
Wish List?
1.Honda Civic Vtec.
2.Burberry's Wallet.
3.Armani Xchange Belt.
4.Mont Blanc Pen.
5.Polo Ralph Lauren Black Watch Series
6.Average 1 month income $10,000 or/and above.
7.iPhone 16GB
8.Buy A House (Aim For 5-Room-Flat)
9.Powerful Super Duper Cooling Cool Air-Con In My Room.
10.Bring My Mum Go To HongKong By My Own Hard Earn $$$
Contact:
Msn: lexusguo@live.com
My DJ Team: Return2Euro Team
My DJ Forum: www.return2euro.com
My IT Business: PC TECHNO SERVICE
Services We Provide:
1. Replacement Of Laptop LCD Screen
2. Repair Of Laptop Motherboard
3. PC/Laptop OS Reformat/Upgrade
4. Repair Laptop Fan
5. Data Recovery
6. Data Backup
7. Software/Drivers Installation
8. PC RAM/HDD/DVD-Writer/Graphics Card Upgrade
9. Expand PC/Laptop HDD (Eg. From 80GB to 160GB)
10. User/Supervisor BIOS Password Crack
If you're interested at 1 of my services and wanna know my charges please call me @ 90699260 for price quotation. Thank you.
★ Which Is The Guilty Dog? (Funny!)
Date: Tuesday, March 29, 2011 | Time: 12:31 AM
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Date: Wednesday, March 16, 2011 | Time: 4:32 PM
this is a very touching short clip. About how a dog behave beyond its nature. I had cried during watching lol... don't laugh ok it's normal hahaha.. enjoy!
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16.03.2011 / 1634hrs.
★ Intelligent Boy (Funny!)
Date: Monday, March 7, 2011 | Time: 3:16 PM
A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students
The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade. "
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy. both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lotof heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some menthan on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions
wrong myself!"
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07.03.2011 / 1509hrs.
The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade. "
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?"
The principal and Boy. both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lotof heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some menthan on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions
wrong myself!"
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07.03.2011 / 1509hrs.
★ Micheal Jackson - Thriller (Bollywood Version.) Funny!
Date: | Time: 12:58 PM
i like the part where the lyrics translated like this, Gosh, my old calculator ain't got no bow!
Nippley man i met, he ate my motorboat and WTF! is Girly Man? is killer? or kill her? LOL!!! this lyrics are hilarious. MUST WATCH GUYS! Enjoy.
Nippley man i met, he ate my motorboat and WTF! is Girly Man? is killer? or kill her? LOL!!! this lyrics are hilarious. MUST WATCH GUYS! Enjoy.
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07.03.2011 / 1302hrs.
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07.03.2011 / 1302hrs.
★ Do Not Sleep In Hair Salon (Funny!)
Date: | Time: 12:48 PM
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★ 5 Creative And Awesome Toilet Paper Designs.
Date: Tuesday, March 1, 2011 | Time: 3:37 PM
On A Roll Toilet Paper Be the thoughtful person and place a strip in front of the bathroom door after each use'.
Black Toilet PaperMost of us have been using exclusively white toilet paper and didn't even know you could buy black toilet paper. Renova black toilet paper definitely stands out.
50 Million Pound Toilet PaperIf recent financial instability has made your pocket string tighter and you're unhappy with certain bank officials, you can now show your displeasure in an appropriate way with this '50 Million Pound Toilet Roll - Gordon Brown Toilet Paper'.
$100 Dollar Bill Toilet PaperIf you are wealth enough then you can always use dollar bills when you run out of regular toilet paper. If not you have an affordable alternative, toilet paper featuring images of dollar bills.
Camouflage Toilet PaperIf you had enough using the plain white toilet paper, then can go in for this camouflage toilet paper, imported from Germany.
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★ Beware LADIES!!!
Date: | Time: 3:20 PM
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